Smell that?
That’s the scent of It’s All Been Done Before. (EDT, 50ml, $78)
Featuring top notes of Amazing Transformation of spotty teen to a young woman, as well as large amounts of bleach and fine Russian hair extensions, a powerful middle note of dancing around in a school uniform in film clips, and a lingering final note of posing half starkers for a music magazine to get some Controversy Press*, this fragrance is sure to be a "hit" (boom tish.)
*Clearly this is working, as even people who usually blog about beauty are writing about this cover. But this is less about the ‘controversy’ of it, and more due to the fact said blogger is going clinically insane due a certain VERY ANNOYING SONG circulating throughout her head day and night, and as such, all that blogger can think about is AVRIL GODAMN LAVIGNE.
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