When my friends and overlords at Expedia asked me to write a piece about Europe as a good holiday destination I said NO WAY and pretended to jam my fingers down my throat.
“Europe is the worst.”
“Then why do you keep going?” they said.
“Oh yeah,” I said. “That’s right. Europe is the FRIGGEN BEST.”
It really is. God, it’s good. And I’m not alone in loving a trip to Europe: USA and Asia aside, Europe is where Aussies go most for holidays. And good on us, I say! If we can suck up a 30-hour flight to Athens/Rome/Heathrow, we bloody deserve it.
Depending on our age or life stage, your Euro holidays will vary tremendously. But they’re all significant, whether they’re building resilience, or inspiring us creatively, or just giving us some unrivalled memories. After all, having your handbag stolen in Berlin when you’re 25 means you’re a smarter traveller when you’re in Venice at 35. Missing your flight to your cousin’s wedding in Sardinia at 22 and having to spend a night in Naples and $1,000 Euro on a new flight ensures you’ll never miss another flight again. And taking a two-month trip around Tuscany at 48 because you’ve earned it, well, that’s just bloody golden.
But before we get to the elegant-strolling-through-vineyards bit, there are a few European-holiday rites of passage…
*These may or may not be based on personal experience. You’ll never know and I’ll never admit it.
The Total Blur Trip
When you’re 18 and fresh out of high school, a party trip through Europe is a fantastic idea. (Do NOT tell my children this, please.) Mostly because organised tours, backpacking, compulsory socialising with strangers, and being broke doesn’t yet faze you. You must capitalise on this. Within a few years the idea of sharing a Spartan room with three snoring, deeply-boozed mates (and 1-2 non-English speaking but quite handsome holiday flings) in Mykonos will not seem fun, nor will having no money when you lose your credit card on a nightclub floor. Also, your body won’t be resilient to a daily diet of gyros and red bull vodkas forever. You’re here because the tour was cheap, because everyone else was going, and because FOMO in the age of social media is torture.
Seeing important ruins with a hangover/while being a goose, and not paying any attention is a vital part of growing up.
The Fun Seeking Adventure
In your early twenties the thrill of being overseas far outweighs the expensive and largely prohibitive experience of visiting places like Paris and London. But you’re 23! You don’t care that your bedroom is the size of a mandarin! That you’re sleeping next to a train line and a nightclub! That the low cost airline lost your suitcase and you’ve been wearing the same jeans for 10 days! You’re as robust as McDonalds lard, which, funnily enough, is probably your major food group, along with street crepes and pots of cider. You walk or catch trains everywhere; you actively and happily meet new people (a trend that will fade with each subsequent trip), and the idea of your accommodation being anything more than a place to store your suitcase, and occasionally, your head, is truly foreign. You’re here for adventure, for excitement, and for experiences: good, bad, uncomfortable, ecstatic: all of it. Your energy, resilience and enthusiasm is disgustingly buoyant. Embrace it.
Please note my elegant bumbag. Please also note it’s fake Gucci. Many thanks.
The Grown-Up Euro Holiday
By thirty, many of us have set off on the classic sightseeing adventure of, say, Venice, Rome and Florence. This is when travel finally starts to look a bit more like Real Life, as opposed to making you feel and live one notch up from a backpacker. Your hotel offers more for breakfast than boxed cereal and cordial, decent dining kicks in, and souvenirs extend beyond ashtrays and shot glasses. Since you saved up so much money for so long to take this trip, you chew the bone and suck the marrow: no landmark is left unphotographed, no three hour queue for David unjoined, no signature aperitif undrunk. You give every day 120% and your sore feet, depleted bank account and sky-high calorie count are proof. You’re here to see and appreciate other cultures, collect memories, and amass a nuclear social media feed. GOOD!
This is a small Scottish castle. It was 11.30pm and freezing, despite being mid-summer.
A ladies trip to Santorini. It may not get better.
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So totally true!! Mr PT and I loved our 30-something trip to Europe and it was a very different experience as you described to the 20-something trip!!
Well you got me on the line at the top of the website ” A trip to Europe is a YES, no matter your age or life stage”. Absolutely, I agree, even if I was 45 when I finally arrived, with hubby & 2 teenagers, who were an afterthought for the trip as we were going on a grown up holiday, we caved when thinking of the discussions that would not be shared around the dinner table so hence, the girls 17, 15 joined us but peeled off at Venice whilst we went to Loire Valley an Paris, it was amazing trip. Since we have been back several times and yes the girls came or popped up here and there, they are wonderful travellers and adventurers now. Yet, a lady recently was talking of different travel destinations to me and proclaimed Europe is boring! I asked where had she been and she hadn’t, I was bewildered as to why someone would have this opinion and its sad she may not experience the wonder of Europe in her lifetime – as they say each to their own. Loved your Blog, and have found your podcasts which I am loving thanks for sharing with the Sisterhood, a woman after my own heart, Jen x
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