So come, why don't you? 
It will be so much fun that I am forced to TYPE IN CAPS LOCK TO ILLUSTRATE MY EXCITEMENT.

I will host these delightful, zingy makeup workshops for Revlon, and teach you some tips and tricks, and tell you the Revlon products I swear by, and also demonstrate – using clever makeup artists and models from the audience, ie: maybe you! - how to do two very simple, very lovely makeup looks:

• One will focus on simple smoked-up eyes with soft lips
• One will focus on modern, bright lips, fresh skin and very little else

These are both very versatile, flattering classic makeup looks that we should all know how to master, so it certainly won't hurt you to pop down and have a look and listen and play, even if you are terrific at makeup putting onnery.

You will learn stuffs. 
Try new thing. 
Have the fun. 

There will be some brand new products (notably the Just Bitten Kissable Balm Stain) that you won't have ever seen before, but by Zeus, you will have wished you did. I bought the coral Just Bitten when I was in London in July, just shuffling through Boots being a beauty pig, and I fell for it real hard. Emailed the PR back home and demanded an on-sale date for Australia, even. But as of next week they are HERE, and you and I have access to MANY shades of a product that perfectly, thoroughly stains the lips, but acts and looks and feels like a juicy tinted balm. And will not dry your lips.

But now, your questions answered, thoroughly and telepathically:

How free is it? Extremely.

Do I need to book? No, just show up five minutes before.

When and where are these workshops? 

MYER Bourke Street, Melbourne next TUESDAY NOVEMBER 20th

MYER Pitt St, Sydney, next THURSDAY NOVEMBER 22nd 

And at what times?

 1:30 til  2pm

5pm til 5:30

6pm til 6:30

7pm til 7:30

Will I win anything? Yes! The first 15 rascals at each session who purchase $80 worth of Revlon product win a copy of my beauty book, Amazing Face, and it shall be adorned with my personalised scribbles. (Needn't be your name if you already own the book, which judging by the fact you are a deeply stylish dame who reads fruitybeauty, you probably do, but, my word, what a sterling Christmas gift!)

Can I bring my owl? I'm afraid Myer recently implemented a no-owl rule.