Friends call me a Brunette Bully.
Ever since I switched to glossy chocolate from frizzy straw I’ve been banging on to people who are fair to try dark.
"It’ll bring out your eyes!"
"You can wear lovely dark eye makeup!"
"Your hair will shine, shine with health!"
As such, Cam Diaz has annoyed me a little bit by going from this awesome, renegade example of the Perfect Brown (the dark brown she initially sported was too dark, I totally agree) for light eyes:
To this old chestnut, (or rather, peanut):
Oh Cam, you look so… meh.
Now I’m not one to make sweeping statements based on one biased opinion, but CLEARLY Cam looks better with dark hair. See how her eyes sparkled! See how her skintone glowed! See how common Cali Girl she looks now she’s back to her old tricks! But incredibly, her hair colour is not up to me, and she clearly just feels better as a blonde. Plus, I guess with all that surfing she was tired of her semis washing out.
But. Sometimes, sometimes, it’s very, very clear some people look better blonde. People with brown eyes, for instance.
Case in point:
Jess has recently made the change from this, uh, ravishing mountain of brown-ness:
To this, her trusted blend of honey, ash and caramel:
And I for one, am thrilled. She looks superb as a blonde. Fresh. Pretty. Striking.
Don’t fight it Jess, you’re Daisy Duke, circa 2006 and you’re okay.
And what does this all prove, you ask? It proves just how capable I am of delivering an argument that I am incapable of sticking to for even one blog post.
Images: Austral.