1. Sook. Sniffle. Sleep. A lot.
2. Spend lucid moments (after weeks upon weeks) searching for the kitten that Your Boyfriend is buying you for your birthday in a few weeks.
3. Discover it is the wrong time of the year to be buying an exotic.
4. Finally find and fight for (the breeder wanted him to go to a breeder/show home and I wrote her a play detailing why I would be a suitable, nay, superb mother for him) and book the flight for as yet unnamed kitten to arrive in Sydney this Friday.
4. Tell Boyfriend cheerfully you’ve done all the hard work and thank you so much, it’s the best gift a girl could hope for and that all he need do is pay attention to the account details you emailed him and get ready for FUN come Friday.
5. Get irritated you are ill because you’d really like to go buy a collar, scratching post and bed for this little guy…
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