Is that, as the above photo depicts, you can completely drop the vanity ball.
Filthy, foul, oily hair (easiest one to get away with because it’s "not good to have wet hair when you have a cold"),stupid red nose (been using Lansinoh nipple balm on it – looks gross, works a treat), breath of an ox, who has been dead for several days, in the sun, flaky, crappy, chapped lips (still struggling to fix this one as no matter how much balm I use, balm is only a barrier, not a softener. Have resorted to pure vitamin e oil), no need for makeup, or body lotion (takes too long after the shower when you’re supposed to be staying warm) and of course, the best part, wearing the same pyjamas for three days straight.
Basically, basically you have the license to be one hot bitch.
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