But this past weekend I again learned that the easiest way to fake freshness after too much Bacchanalian behaviour the previous night is chiefly through a good bronzing. (And this great thing I discovered at Coles which is make it yourself Powerade powder – exceptionally handy in Times of Dehydrated Need.)
The one that gave me much joy this weekend was the new one by Model Co, which is possibly not out just yet.
It’s called Airbrush Bronzer for the face (I think) and you mist it over your whole face and all of a sudden your face matches the tan on your body (one tick) your teeth and eyes are whiter (two ticks) and you look healthy and glowy and beach-esque as opposed to looking like someone who just spent a month in a cave, eating tofu and staring at a computer screen (three ticks.) Plus, it’s got some skincare ingredients, so your face doesn’t feel dry like it can when you use your body tanner on your mug.
I just added some mascara and a little bit of concealer around the eyes and nose, and you know that guy Bob? He became my uncle.
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