Case in point.
Here is one Jennifer Lopez at the premiere of El Cantante looking Rather Ravishing in a sweet peachy frock, which is beautifully accompanied by a lovely golden tan, a classic loose updo and top-lid lined eye, which all come together in cosmetic harmony to perfectly offset her honey colouring and general Latino Sex Kitten Gone Girly look.
And here is the very same Jennifer Lowdress, sorry, Lopez, showcasing a frightening tan line, half a white breast, fourteen bottles of Scott Barnes’ Body Bling body bronzer, too much undereye concealer, and more shimmery powder bronzer on her face than most women will ever see in their entire lives.
That’s all.
Not picking on her, actually think she’s quite memserising, am just revealing how the weeklies get their ‘Celebrities Letting It All Hang Out!!’ stories and the glossies get their ‘Get the look: Vintage Chic‘ all from the same woman, on the same night.
Ps – Thank you much much much for all of your Definitely Excellent birthday messages. Talk about feeling loved by people you’ve never even met! Now I know how Jessica Simpson feels.
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