Because fruits like to get their culture from places other than their yogurt, I’ve decided to showcase some Definitely Excellent art from a fellow Typepad-er, fourteen 14, whose blog, Gallery of the Absurd, is probably the best blog you’ll ever see, besides the obvious. (Hint: Jezebel)

Although with her multifarious talents she makes every other blogger look lazy, dull, unimaginative and simple, I still think she’s superb. Because not only is she a kickass artist, she’s also a scathing commentator on the obscene Hollywood circus her art represents. Basically, she is FUNNY and SHARP and CLEVER and if I were a boy, I would have the BIGGEST crush on her.

I mean LOOK AT THIS STUFF!

She is also amazing at representing a celebrity in a famous artist’s style. And coincidentally, I have an example right here! This is 14 does Dali does Angelina.

And of course, here are the Carter brothers. I mean, Olsen sisters.
Wicked. Just wicked.

Fruits, if you have any excellent blogs we should all know about, you should tell us, you know? The woolly wide web is like the road, it’s there to share. And waste large amounts of time on staring at. And so on.