I know I am always saying ‘This self tanner is the best’ or ‘This gradual tanner is the best’ or ‘My back hurts when I wear that fricken strapless bra’ but when I was asked at a Hen’s the other night (if anyone was unsure of how to get spectacularly drunk, I think I may have figured it out) ‘Which is the best self tan?,’ which is one of the questions I am asked most, the fact that I did not even think twice tells me I may have finally figured out the self tanner I believe to be the best. (At this point in time anyway… maybe we have a new answer next week.)

It’s Ella Bache Great Tan Without Sun!

*Applause*

It goes on a lovely natural looking brown, (so you have this lovely, genuine-y colour immediately) dries a lovely natural looking brown and the closest you’ll get to orange with this stuff is if you decide to eat some paw paw as you wait for it to dry.

It sucks a bit to get it off your hands, cause it’s REAL thick, but
I just use my body scrub, or face scrub, or something scrub-esque the
second I finish applying and that seems to work.

The scent is minimal (Hang on, is there even one? I DON’T BELIEVE
THERE IS! Well, I can’t remember noticing it after all these years) and
the stickiness is also minimal, although I wouldn’t be leaping into
your 600 thread count Egyptian cottons with a layer of this gear on, no
siree Bob, or Ella, as is the case in this instance, because it will,
of course, ruin them, and in this disgusting mugginess, probably make
your already hard-to-sleep-in-this-weather-issues, worse. Do it about
an hour before bed, is the key, fruits.

And now, a shitty low res picture!

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!